Lauren Elizabeth

aseriesofstrangertime:

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

florideae:

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

Anonymous

benepla:

my cock is too huge syndrome. balls that weigh me down and corrupt my mind. gigantic wang disorder (GWD)

goopy-amethyst:

@powermint

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

lesbianlion:

this is incredibly good

allerliefste:

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

libertypical:

glumshoe:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender

bygwydd:

The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.